The K factor

Early Monday morning.....

User to Me
We accidentally screwed a client 2 times. Pls investigate.

Me to Head of BAU (Business as Usual)
WTF happened?

Head of BAU to Director of Operations
None died, 70 had pain up their asses.

Director of Operations to Me
We over-screwed 70 people. Prepare yoko yoko.

Me to team
Shit...

Over the waterhole on Tuesday......

Me to ex-boss
Only 70 people got pain in the ass.

ex-boss to PM (Project Manager)
I thought casualties were more than China earthquake victims?

PM to Programmer
Tell the truth or we will send you to China.

Programmer to Me
I told boss, we screwed more than 70k people.

Me to Head of BAU
You asshole, you took out K out of OK.

Head of BAU to Head of IT
O....We are screwed.

Head of IT to Head of Operations
Sorry to inform you but we accidentally screwed your ass....

Head of Operations to Me
Shit...